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Back Pain
To the tune of You Give Love a Bad Name by Bon Jovi. Shot in the arse, And then the brain. (But it) Somehow cured My back pain. I couldn’t smile, I wasn’t well, I went to the doctor, my … Continue reading
Poehemian Rhapsody
To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.Inspired by this picture. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught by a raven, No escape from his prophecy. Open my door, I heard, “Nevermore” — why me? I’m just … Continue reading
Sciences Po
To the tune of Go the Distance from Disney’s Hercules. Named for the Institut d’études politiques de Paris. I have often dreamed Of a uni place, Where a master’s programme Will be waiting for me, Where TA’s will cheer At … Continue reading
Tonight, I’ll Forget (I’m Eighty-Two)
To the tune of Tonight, I’ll Be Staying Here With You by Bob Dylan. Throw my ticket out the window, Throw my bus-pass out there too. Leave my dentures on the floor, I don’t need them any more, ‘cos tonight, … Continue reading
Tragic Moments
To the tune of Magic Moments. Tragic moments, I wish I had never… Tragic moments, stay with me forever. I’ll never forget the night that we kissed in front of those houses, The lights all came on the moment you’d … Continue reading
Here Comes the Bus
To the tune of Here Comes the Sun. Here comes the bus. Here comes the bus. And I say, it’s alright. Little darling, It’s been a long cold lonely wait here, Little darling, It’s feels like years since we got … Continue reading
Do Not Disturb
To the tune of “DND” by Semisonic. D&D, now they’ll leave us alone, D&D, can’t play this on your own. I like you to make the real world disappear, and I like you to make all the rules seem so … Continue reading
Breakfast
To the tune of “Breathless” by the Corrs. Go on, go on, Make me breakfast. (Come on…) The daylight’s creeping slowly Over my bed and windowsill; I’m waiting till you show me A plate from which to eat my fill … Continue reading