To the tune of “DND” by Semisonic.
D&D, now they’ll leave us alone,
D&D, can’t play this on your own.
I like you to make the real world disappear, and
I like you to make all the rules seem so clear, and
I like you to make me want to stay forever,
Here, where I win wars.
D&D, hang a sign on the door,
D&D, don’t disturb us no more.
I like you to creep right through the dragon’s lair, and
I like you to be that elf with the purple hair, and
I like you to make me want to play forever,
Here, where I’m called Thror.
The minute we find a space and time,
I wanted to save that village from orcs.
The minute I learn shapechange you’ll find me,
Trying to be a whole flock of hawks.
What a dork.
Spoken over instrumental: Shapechange. ‘This spell functions like polymorph, except that it enables you to assume the form of any single non-unique creature.’ You see, it says single creature. You just can’t do that, Joe. I’m sorry.
D&D, don’t wake up until noon.
D&D, will I level soon?
I like you to make the real world disappear, and
I like you to make all the rules seem so clear, and
I like you to make me want to stay forever,
Here, where I win wars.
Spoken: Critical! OK, roll for damage. (Sound of dice rolling.) Ooh, nasty.
The minute we find a space and time,
I wanted to save that village from orcs.
The minute I learn shapechange you’ll find me,
Trying to be a whole flock of hawks.
What a dork.
D&D. D&D. D&D… won’t mum leave us alone?